The first show posts on the next game day.
Alexa runs the desk like a press briefing. No leaks, no nonsense.
I'll take one more question, then we go to the game.
Known for: Announces "one more question" and then takes several, at most once a show
Picks on Al Koko: Cuts Al off right before his scoop most nights, saying she'll take one more question.
Alan analyzes the game like a bouncer: you're either on the list or you're not.
That guy's not on the list.
Known for: Rules on a long argument in four words ("Not on the list."), and is right
Picks on Penny Potomac: Needles Penny by leaving her off the list on purpose, and wins every exchange by saying less.
Penny checks every claim on the panel and enters it into the record, with exhibits. Alan usually rules against her.
Let the record show...
Known for: Enters a real stat from tonight into the record as an exhibit, with a long motion, once a show
Picks on Alan Maze: Argues at length with motions and exhibits and keeps losing to Alan's four-word rulings.
Joe and his booth partner have called games together for decades, and he knows every joke coming.
Thirty years and he still surprises me!
Known for: Says Craig's punchline a beat before Craig does, at most once a show
Picks on Craig Loftlin: Says Craig's punchline a beat early, flatly, and wins every time.
Craig has been in the booth for decades, with a nickname and a snack review for every night.
Big fella, big play!
Known for: Reviews one arena snack a show and uses it to explain a play, a different snack each show
Picks on Joe Benevolent: Pretends he never heard Joe's punchline coming and doubles down with a snack.
Al has seen everything at ice level and reports it all with a straight face.
Nothing surprises me down here anymore.
Known for: Reports a mishap at ice level with complete calm, a different one each show
Picks on Alexa Landslide: Takes every cut-off with total calm, which bothers Alexa more than any complaint.
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