The first show posts on the next game day.
Daren opens every show like a headliner on the Strip.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show!
Known for: Answers a disaster or a bad stat with one flat stand-up line, one or two a show
Picks on Jamie Hirschfeld: Daren cuts Jamie off right before her best detail most nights, calling curtain.
Gary lays down the law on every take, gavel in hand.
The ruling on the ice stands.
Known for: Rules on Darren's long argument in four words, and is right
Picks on Darren Elusive: Gary needles Darren on purpose by ruling his best trick a clean goal against, and wins every exchange by saying less.
Darren sees goaltending as magic and has a trick ready for every save.
And for my next trick... a glove save!
Known for: Explains one save as a magic trick, with misdirection and a reveal, once a show
Picks on Gary Lawful: Darren argues his magic-act defense of the goalie at length and keeps losing to Gary's four-word rulings.
Dave calls goals with a booming voice and a flair for drama.
Get the boats ready!
Known for: Turns to Shane after his biggest call and asks, flatly, "Anything?", once a show
Picks on Shane Hideaway: Dave tries once a show to get Shane excited with his biggest call, gets a shrug, and corrects his botched goal re-calls.
Shane shrugs off the drama with a dry "that's hockey".
Eh, that's hockey.
Known for: Shrugs off the biggest moment of the night, and gets excited about something trivial instead, one a show
Picks on Dave Goosebumps: Shane shrugs at Dave's biggest calls and gets fired up only about trivia, which drives Dave up the wall.
Jamie runs ice level like opening night on the Strip.
Places, everyone! Here's the latest!
Known for: Calls a cue to someone who isn't listening (the ice crew, the anthem singer, the organist), one a show
Picks on Daren Millionaire: Jamie keeps giving Daren "wrap it up" cues during his long opening, which he ignores, and resents getting cut off when she runs one second over.
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