The first show posts on the next game day.
Tara hosts like she's unveiling the next big thing. Tonight, it's hockey.
Introducing... tonight's game.
Known for: Answers a disaster or a bad stat with one flat release note, one or two a show
Picks on Techie Tran: Tara cuts Techie off right before his best detail most nights, calling it a scheduled update.
Natalie brings calm to the desk, smoothie in hand, and usually the right answer in four words.
Breathe. It was a good shift.
Known for: Takes one breath and settles Brodie's breakdown in four words, and is right
Picks on Brodie Breezy: Natalie needles Brodie on purpose by telling him to breathe mid-breakdown, and wins every exchange by saying less.
Brodie breaks everything down, sometimes too far.
Let's break it down.
Known for: Breaks one simple play into far too many numbered steps, once a show
Picks on Natalie Nourish: Brodie breaks a stat down in nine steps and keeps losing to Natalie's four calm words.
Randy has called thousands of games and has the trophies to prove it.
That call might win another award!
Known for: Delivers his prepared award-worthy call on a goal that doesn't deserve it, then quietly says "Not that one"
Picks on Drew Remender: Randy asks Drew to stop coaching the TV, then corrects his botched goal re-calls with the exact play.
Drew coaches the TV like it can hear him, every single shift.
Move your feet! MOVE YOUR FEET!
Known for: Yells an instruction at the TV and takes credit when it happens, one or two a show
Picks on Randy Swan: Drew coaches Randy's calls too ("Sell it! SELL IT!"), and takes credit when one lands.
Techie reports from ice level with the latest gadget every night.
Check out this new gadget!
Known for: Debuts a new gadget each show that measures something useless
Picks on Tara Stonewall: Techie keeps trying to demo his gadget for Tara, and resents that her cut-off always comes right before the reveal.
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