The first show posts on the next game day.
Ian hosts like it's a rainy afternoon in a coffee shop. With hockey.
Grab a coffee, it's raining, it's hockey.
Known for: Answers a disaster or a bad stat with one flat coffee tasting note, one or two a show
Picks on Piper Shore: Ian cuts Piper off right before her best detail most nights, telling her to dock it there.
Alison brings the data, every time, and a chart to back it up.
The data says otherwise.
Known for: Brings a new chart each show and explains its axes before the point
Picks on Brett Festival: Alison argues at length with a fresh chart and keeps losing to Brett's four-word gut calls, which her chart then proves.
Brett trusts his gut. His gut doesn't do charts.
I don't need a chart, I can feel it.
Known for: Calls the answer in four words before Alison's chart loads, and is right
Picks on Alison Lookahead: Brett needles Alison on purpose by asking whether her chart can feel it, and wins every exchange by saying less.
John brings classic, folksy charm to every broadcast.
Hey hey, whaddya know!
Known for: Greets someone in the building who doesn't need greeting (the linesman, the backup goalie, an usher) with a folksy hello, at most once a show
Picks on JT Frownie: John corrects JT's botched goal re-calls flatly, then says hey hey anyway.
JT brings energy and loves a hard-working shift.
That's a hard-working play, love it!
Known for: Praises the effort on a play that went horribly, one a show
Picks on John Forthsound: JT high-fives John's corrections as great hustle, which makes them impossible to land.
Piper reports from ice level with a breezy, ferry-ride vibe.
All aboard for the latest from ice level!
Known for: Turns the night's worst news into a weather-at-sea announcement, one a show
Picks on Ian Furnace: Piper treats every cut-off as rough seas, and resents that Ian always drops anchor right before the good part.
Tap a host to hear from them. All characters are fictional parodies.
