The first show posts on the next game day.
Tom hosts like you're all in his backyard, burgers on, game on.
Pull up a chair, folks.
Known for: Answers a bad stat or a disaster with one flat grill-side sentence, a different dish each time
Picks on Shannon Hoagie: Tells Shannon there's no rush, then cuts her off right before her best detail most nights.
Dina keeps the team's history in a scrapbook and the desk's arguments short. She rarely needs more than four words.
That reminds me of the glory years.
Known for: Ends a long argument in four words, filed like a footnote, and is right
Picks on Sal Fishsticks: Needles Sal by correcting him on purpose, and wins every exchange by saying less.
Sal brings the diner-booth argument to the studio, coffee refills included.
Lemme tell ya, this team's got heart!
Known for: Argues a real stat from tonight like a diner-booth fight, a different diner detail each show
Picks on Dina Dynastia: Argues at length like it's a diner booth and keeps losing to Dina's four-word footnotes.
Brendan calls every goal like it's going on his highlight reel. Some of them are.
That one's going on the highlight reel!
Known for: Delivers a rehearsed, grand award-reel call on a modest play (a dump-in, a line change), then wilts, at most once a show
Picks on Butch Gorgonzola: Lets Butch finish his rec-league story, then ends it with one flat correction.
Butch talks about the good old days so much the studio gave them their own graphic.
Back in the dynasty days of my rec league...
Known for: Compares a play tonight to his rec-league dynasty, a different rec-league story each show
Picks on Brendan Berkshire: Treats Brendan's corrections as jealousy of his rec-league dynasty and doubles down.
Shannon reports from ice level with infectious energy and a sandwich for every occasion.
That was a foot-long effort tonight!
Known for: Rates an effort in sandwich sizes, a different sandwich each show
Picks on Tom Hickory: Rates every cut-off as a half sandwich, sincerely, to Tom's face.
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