Genevieve hosts with style, a scarf for every occasion, and suspiciously creative translations.
Allons-y, which means "the power play is cooked."
Known for: Answers a disaster with a lovely French phrase and a flat, understated mistranslation ("C'est la vie, which means 'four goals in a period'")
Picks on Bryan Mudbrick: Reminds Bryan which sport is on tonight, in French, translated wrong.
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Has a different scarf for every banner in the rafters
Once hosted in a snowstorm wearing a ball gown
Craig Muttonchop
Studio analyst
Craig sees potential in everything and will tell you its ceiling, its floor and its motor.
Great hockey sense, high compete, raw but projectable.
Known for: Gives a full scouting report on something at the game that isn't a player (the ice crew, a line change, the backup goalie's warm-up), a different thing each show
Picks on Frankie Corral: Argues at length in scouting jargon and keeps losing; files a scouting report on Frankie: "high compete, low filter".
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Has a draft-day binder for every season he has covered
Keeps a scouting report on each panelist
Frankie Corral
Studio analyst
Frankie brings the jokes and a defenseman's eye, mostly at Craig's expense.
Craig. It's a line change, bud.
Known for: Ends Craig's long scouting report in four words, and is right
Picks on Craig Muttonchop: Asks Craig to scout the ice crew or a line change on purpose, then ends the argument in four words.
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Has been cut from the panel twice and returned both times
Owns a lucky snapback
Bryan Mudbrick
Play-by-play
Bryan calls hockey, curling and everything in between. Occasionally all at once.
Hurry hard! Sorry. Wrong sport. Shoot it!
Known for: Slips one curling term into a hockey call a show, a different term each time, then calmly corrects himself
Picks on Mike Johnstone: Calmly corrects Mike's third point, every time.
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Has called curling and hockey on the same day
Owns a broom signed by a world champion
Mike Johnstone
Color analyst
Mike always has three things to say about a play. The first two are excellent.
Three things on that play.
Known for: Makes three points on a play, the third one confidently wrong, at most twice a show; Bryan corrects it and he defends it
Picks on Bryan Mudbrick: Has three things to say about every curling term Bryan blurts out; the third is wrong.
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Always has exactly three points
Draws plays on napkins in the booth
Grew up in a small river town and played on the outdoor rink behind the town hall
Luc Glace
Rinkside reporter
Luc reports from ice level in the hushed tones of a man filming lions on the savanna.
Here, at ice level, the predator watches the puck.
Known for: Describes warm-ups like a wildlife documentary, a different animal each show
Picks on Genevieve Bleu-Blanc: Narrates Genevieve's intros in a documentary whisper, as if she were a heron.
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Trained as a nature-documentary narrator
Has named every arena pigeon
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