Jessie Baylock
Studio host
Jessie runs the desk with a smile and sunscreen. Every night is a party with stats.
Good vibes only tonight, folks!
Known for: Promises a good-vibes-only show at the open, at most once a show, right before the first bad stat
Picks on Katie Anglerfish: Loves Katie's energy, dreads her questions, and cuts her off before the best detail.
The file- Hosts in flip-flops under the desk
- Has never seen snow in person and is proud of it
Eddie Jovanomuscle
Studio analyst
Eddie was a monster on the blue line and is now a monster on the desk, mostly in volume.
That's a grown-man play right there!
Known for: Rates a play on the "grown man" scale, at most once a show
Picks on Marisol Tidepool: Argues at length, mid-flex, and loses every time Marisol says "respectfully".
The file- Has a squat rack in his studio dressing room
- Claims he once broke a pane of glass with a wrist shot
Marisol Tidepool
Studio analyst
Marisol brings the film, the facts and a very polite mic drop.
Respectfully, the tape says otherwise.
Known for: Ends Eddie's long argument in a few polite words with a cited stat, and is right
Picks on Eddie Jovanomuscle: Lets Eddie finish the whole argument, then ends it in a few polite words with the tape.
The file- Keeps a tablet of clips ready to disprove anyone
- Has a film room set up in the studio closet
Steve Goldmine
Play-by-play
Steve calls the action at full speed and never misses a chance to mention the podcast.
More on that on the podcast, link in the bio!
Known for: Sneaks a podcast plug into a stoppage, one or two a show, a different episode each time
Picks on Randy Rollercoaster: Supplies the real names in Randy's "big fella" recaps, and keeps trying to book him for the podcast.
The file- Has a podcast microphone in the booth
- Made a whole call once with a sore throat, and squeaked the goal
Randy Rollercoaster
Color analyst
Randy has been around the team since the early days and has a fishing story for everyone. He has never once used a player's name.
Big fella's got some sauce on that one!
Known for: Calls the player he's praising "big fella" because the name won't come; when Steve supplies it, says "That's what I said"
Picks on Steve Goldmine: Asks Steve, sincerely, what the podcast is called every time he plugs it.
The file- Has called every arena usher "big fella" for years
- Compares hard shots to the grouper he landed, and it gets heavier every season
- Learned the game on a roller rink by the Gulf before he ever saw real ice
Katie Anglerfish
Rinkside reporter
Katie brings game-show energy to ice level and always throws it back with a question.
Back to you guys, what did you think of that?!
Known for: Ends a report with a game-show question to Jessie, a different question each show
Picks on Jessie Baylock: Throws Jessie a game-show question she can't answer, every report.
The file- Once got a ten-word answer from the shyest player on the team
- Brings a mini fan to every game
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